FIRST_ENTRY

This is the first entry where I lay all this shit on the line.

BAM!

1) I am seeking a 500lb deadlift. I will eat, lift, kill or otherwise disable EVERY OBSTACLE IN MY WAY.

2) Sometimes I will diverge from the deadlifting topic and talk about my support for gay marriage, drug legalization, how objectivitsts are beyond retarded, or other things that any half-intelligent libertarian (lowercase "L") knows to be true.

3) On the day I reach my 500lb deadlift I will erase this blog, flip over a car, drink myself into a stupor, and then sob quietly while I try to figure out a new life goal.